Welcome, American Immigrants

cruelladevils:

Here in Canada you will enjoy a wealth of luxuries. These include (but are not limited to):

  • Riding polar bears
  • Maple syrup in every water fountain!
  • For every Starbucks, there are 15 Tim Hortons
  • A beaver for a pet
  • Your very own forest!
  • A new city named in your honour (in the Arctic)
  • Day trips to the North Pole
  • French as an official language. Bienvenue!
  • Universal healthcare

(Source: raffaellacarra, via tiffany-rose)

11 months ago
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