"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"
"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"
"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"
"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"
"At least you act norm-"
"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"
I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?
WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA
Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..
I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC
Having a supportive family is a great blessing.
i want to be slutty but only with one person u feel me
growing up is realizing that every single one of your problems is caused by you being a fucking idiot
German words used in English:
You might already know more German words than you think you do because you use them in everyday life. I always have to read a lot of English texts for university and I often stumble upon German terms. Some examples:
the english language literately just takes words from other languages and claims them as their own
^^ ALL LANGUAGES DO THIS (for the most part)